One time in 8th grade I was in science class and my teacher was this old wrinkly lady who was so old and wrinkly she was probably bffs with moses and she was like everyone shut up this is a surprise pop quiz so what is the tallest mountain in north america and everyone sat in stunned silence because 8th graders hate mountains and I was busy drawing one of those weird 90’s graffiti S things on my notebook if you know what I’m talking about so I wasn’t paying attention and the teacher was like adam young please stand up and tell the class what the tallest mountain in north america is and the entire class slowly turned around and stared directly into my soul so as a joke I stood up and said lol mountain dew?? and everyone screamed and cheered and battle axe yelled at everyone to study and learn and yeah that’s all I remember about 8th grade except for when some kid got sent to the principals for pretending to be possessed by a demon over the intercom during the morning announcements
that all happened in under 2 minutes
when you see someones wing wang on omegle
if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people
NO DONT DO THAT
I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.
I’m torn between laughing at these and being deeply worried for Jon lol
"I want a plus-sized princess!"
"I want a princess who can’t sing!"
"I want a princess who can fight!"
"I want a non-traditional princess!"
In conclusion Fiona is great and just because Disney didn’t make her doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.
Now THIS is art.
Have I reblogged this before. I don’t care, How absolutely amazing this is.
I feel like Rebel Wilson did whatever the hell she wanted and barely followed the script for this movie.
Rachel Wilson for president
WELP guys, looks like I’ve been nominated to run for president. Vote for me!